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> Science Teacher: Agar kisi ladki ko mirgii ka duara aye to
Use lambe samaye tak lip kiss karo, wo thik ho jayegi,
Student: Sir par use ye attack laya kaise jaye.

> Teacher: manoj agar tumhare pas 15 santare hai,
Inme se 6 tum pooja ko de do,
4 dimple ko de do, aur 5 Dolly ko de do,
Tumhe kya milega,
Manoj: 3 new GF sir!!!

> Patni: Kyon ji! main aapke pass ati hun
To aap Chashma kyon pahan lete hain,
Pati: Dr. ne kaha tha ki jab
Sir dard aye to chashma pahan lena.

> Santa: navy me Kaam karoge?
Banta: Jaroor, Kya kaam hai?
Santa: jab ship bich samandar me ruk jaye
To tumhe utar kar pichhe se dhakka dena hai.

> Girl: Kya tum mere Ashiq ho?
Boy: Han...
Girl: To fir mujhe Chand tare duniya ki sari khushiya Daulat la do.
Boy: Ashiq hun Rajnikant ka Banaya ROBOT nahi.

> Math teacher to Santa: how can u disturb
8 apple among 6 people equally?
Santa: Juice Banakar de do na madam.

> Teacher: Wo kaun si chiz hai,
Jise hum roz dekhte hain par kheech nahi sakte?
Student: Aapki Jubaan, ji to chahta hai aaj hi kheech lu.

> Sardar raat ko cycle le k Kabristan me ghus gaya
Phir dusre side se bahar nikla aur paseena pochhte hue,
Bola: Sala ye kaun si Road thi Itne Speed Breaker.

> Santa: Tumhare papa kitne sal ke hain?
Banta: Jitne sal ka mai hun.
Santa- Kaise?
Banta: Jis din mai paida hua usi din to wo papa bane.

> Sharabi: agar mere hath me sarkar ho,
To mai duniya ka Naksha badal dun,
Wife: Kamine pahle apna paijama to badal le,
Subah se meri salwar pahan ke ghum raha hai.