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> 1 cheeti ko gud ka boz dikha,
par usi time use 1 handsom cheeta b dikha,
Cheeti gud chhod kar cheete ke pichhe chali gyi
Jante ho kyon? Gud se meetha Ishq-Ishq.

> 3 sardar bed pe so rahe the,
3no ko jagah kam ho rahi thi,
Ek sardar bed se utar kar niche so gaya,
2ra bola Oye ab jagah ho gayi hai uper aaja.

> Brilliabtily answered by bf on breakup
GF: tujhe mere jaisi ladki kabhi nahi mil sakti.
BF: Chill sweet heart!Mujhe tu pasand hi nahi hai
To tere jaisi kyon dhundu.

> Santa: Dad apni pados ki ladki ko english nahi aati.
Dad; tujhe kaise pata?
Santa: Maine "Give me a kiss" kaha
To thappad mar kar chali gayi.

> Principal: y r u late?
All your classmates come to class in time.
Student: Jhund me dogies aate hain sir.
Sher to akela aata hai.

> Santa ne Zoo me sher ka pinjara khula chor diya,
Officer: tumne sher ka pinjra lock nahi kiya?
Santa: Sir! itne khaufnak janwar ko kaun chori karega?

> Paji: ye scooty kab li?
Sardar: Kal rat 1 ladki mujhe scooty par door le gayi,
Apne sare kapde utar kar boli: Jo chahiye le lo.
Mai scooty le aaya, Kapde le kar kya karta.

> Ek traffic police wala budhiya se bola:
Main kitni der se siti baja raha hun aap ruki kyon nahi?
Budhiya: Beta Ab meri umar siti sunkar rukne ki hai kya?

> Santa sabji lene gaya,
Sabji wala Sabji me pani chhidak raha tha,
Santa kafi der inrtezar karne ke bad bola:
Agar inhe hosh aa gaya ho to ek kilo taul do.

> Santa: Maine aisi chiz khoj li hai,
Jisse tu deewar ke aar-par dekh sakta hai,
Banta: Kaun si chiz?
Santa: Khidki.