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> Molu: Maine Manmohan sing ko
subah me kabhi nahi dekha
Golu: abe gadhe subah me kaise dikhega?
wo PM hai AM nahi hai.

> Lau ji 1 mahina Obama se english ki training le kar wapas aaye,
1 din phone aaya Lalu ji bole: who is speaking?
Jawab aaya: Are sasura hum bol raha hun Obama.

> Ek Student MBA ka form bharte hue
Choukidar se: ye college kaisa hai?
Choukidar: bahut badhiya hai,
Humne khud yaha se MBA kiya hai.

> Teacher: tum 20 sal ki ladki se shadi karoge?
Ya apne se 20 badi se?
Student: sir depend karta hai kaun khubsurat hai?
Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi.

> Teacher: I love you ka janam kaha hua?
Student: China me.
T: Kaise?
S: Kyon ki iski koi warrenty nahi hai.
Chale to chand tak nahi to sham tak.

> Santa office ja raha tha,
Pani Pyar se Boli: See you in the evening.
Santa gusse me: Dhamki kise de rahi hai?
Mai bhi tujhe dekh lunga.

> Brilliance Prroved:
Teacher: Which was 1st silent film in Hindi?
Student: If the film was silent,
How could u know it was HINDI?

> Do machchar bike me ja rahe the.
Raste me hathi ne lift mangi.
Machchar: Dekh le fir teri maa kahegi,
K Lofro ke sath ghoom raha hai.

> Pota: Daadi apne kaun kaun se mulk ghume hain.
Dadi: Beta Pakistan, Hindustan, aur Afganistan.
Pota: Ab kaun sa Ghumogi?
Pichhe se dada bola: Kabristan.

> Ladkiyan do type ki hoti hai.
1st: Boaring jo dhup me chhata lekar chalti hai,
2nd: Interesting jo Barish me b Janbujh kar chhata ghar me bhul jati hai.