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> Biwi: Sex ho jaye?
Santa: Are pata nahi condom kaha rakh diya hai?
Biwi: Tumhare roz roz ka natak se acha
Tum lemination karwa lo.

> A woman to baba:
Baba mere pati roj adhi rat ko ghar se chale jate hain,,
Baba: Balike! Ye samasya hai ya invitation.

> A Hot Sexy Girl in teacher's room:
Sir mai Pass hone ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hun,
Prof: Kuchh bhi?
Girl: Ha
Prof: Kuchh bhi?
Girl: Ha ha
Prof: To beta Thoda Padhai kar le.

> Pandit- apki bahu ke 3 abortion honge,
Uske bad hi bachcha paida hoga,
Bahu- Maa ji jashna ki taiyari kariye,
Abortion ka kota mayake me puraho chuka hai.

> Bachcha mom ke boobd dekh kar- Mummy ye kya hai?
Mummy- Ye gubbare hain.
Bachcha- to mausi ke itne chhote kyon hai?
Mom- Tumne kab dekha?
Bchcha- Jab papa usme hawa bhar rahe the.

> 1 ladka 1 ladki sex kar rahe the,
Lakde ka mota nunnu dekh kar
Ladki: Itna Mota?
Ladka: Mota nahi hai re pagli,
Tujhe dekh kar fula nahi sama raha hai.

> Santa ne apni biwi ko dost ke sath ghumte dekh kar goli mar di,
Biwi boli: apne gusse par control karo nahi to
Ek din sare dosto se hath dho baithoge.

> Girl: Sasti wali Bra dena,
Dukandar: 60 wali
Girl: Isse bhi sasti,
Dukandar: 40 wali,
Girl: Isse bhi sasti,
Dukandar: 20 wali,
Girl: Isse bhi sasti,
Dukandar: Ramu! Madam ko 2 done aur ek sutli dena.

> Boy to Girl in party: Kitne bhai bahan ho?
Girl: 6, Boy: Bap ko koi aur kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne bhai bahan ho?
Boy: Single, Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?

> A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A woman inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man: No, I work in a condom factory n

These r customers’ complaints.