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> Santa: Yar teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to Ram sita ki jodi hai,
Banta: Kahan yar na to ye dharti me samati hai,
Aur na hi ise koi rawan utha ke le jata hai.

> Modern world:
Ek aadmi ye sun kar Heart fil ho gaya,
Jab uski kaam wali bai ne Kaha,
Shahab! Orkut me mujhe bhi add kar lo na.

> Q: Wife ko Begam kyon kahte hai?
Ans: Kyon ki Shadi ke baad sare Gam to Husband ke hissay me ate hai
Aur Wife Be-Gum ho jati hai.

> Boy: Tum ladkiya itni khubsurat kyon hoti ho?
Girl: Kyon ki God ne hume apne hatho se banaya hai,
Boy: Le Bo to aise rahi hai jaise hume Theke pe diya ho.

> Tantrik apne bhakt se: Beta tum par ek bhutni ki saya hai.
Bhakt: Baba mai thappad mar dunga
Jo meri GF ko kuchh kaha to.

> Boy: Mai tumhari roz roz ki farmaish se preshan
ho kar khudkhushi kar raha hun.
Girl: Acha ek White Site to dila do.
13veee par kya pahnungi..

> Ladki: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aye ho.
Ladka (Sharmate hue): Kuchh bhi ho.
Mai Shadi tumse hi karunga
Aunty ko bolna mujhe bhul jaye.

> Son: Papa idhar aa.
Mom: Beta Aisa nahi kahte,
Apne papa ko izzat ke sth bulat hai.
Son: Papa izzat ke sath idhar aa.

> LKG Boy: Tu mujhse chhadi kalegi?
G: Nahi
B: Kalle na,
G: Nahi mai nahi kalungi,
B: Plz kal le na me tophi dunga.
G: Ithiliye to nahi kal lahi.
Kisi or the tophi me bat ho lakhi he.

> Girl demanded for ice cream boy purchsed it,
Girl: Thank you.
Boy: Only Thank you!
Girl: You want to kiss na?
Boy Chup kar Aadhi Ice Cream de.