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> Magic of Double meaning;
Girl to Rikshawala: kyon bhai jayega?
Rikshawala: Bilkul jayega madam,
Tabhi to khada kiya hai,
Ladki: To phir ghuma ke piche se le lo..

> Kavi suhagrat me: Jee karta hai tere balo ko shahlaun,
Teri bindiya me sadke jaun,
Tere Jhumke me jhul jaun,
Wife: Andar Dal lega ya kisi aur ko bulaun.

> Girl: bas Karo yar koi dekeh lega,
Boy: Kuchh nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Please waha se hath hato, Please thoda sa dikhao,
Agar nahi dikhaya to mai "FAIL HO JAUNGA"

> Afganistan ki Adalat me divirce Care aaya.
Wife: Mera Pathan sirf pichhe se hi karta hai,
Judge hairan ho kar puchha:
Iske alawa bhi koi aur jagah se hoti hai kya?

> Santa ke sir se khoon nikal raha tha.
Banta: Kya hua?
Santa: Sardar ne danda mar diya.
Banta: tere hath me kuchh nahi tha.
Santa: Tha na, uski biwi ka bra

> Dr.: you are pregnant.
Girl: Impossible! Maine to kabhi sex kiya hi nahi.
Dr.: Sahi kaha! Tumhare pet me bhi Aadmi ka bachcha nahi,
Gajar muli aur Kakdi le paudhe hi hai.

> Har rat balatkar nahi hota,
Har uthe lund se chamatkar nahi hota,
Chud jati hai ladkiyan apni hi galatiyon se,
Har bar land kasurvar nahi hota.

> Pahli bar jija shadi ke bad sasural aaya,
Biwi ki bahan khidki se dekh kar boli: Lo aa gaya bahanchod.
Maa: Aisa nahi bolte.
Wo boli: Rishta wahi soch nayi.

> Class lady Teacher: 6 fruit ke name batao:
Boy: Meena ke amrood
Shanti ke aam, Priya ke santre,
Pinky ke nimbu, Aap ka tarbuj. Aur mera Kela.

> Jyotshi: kund dikhao,
Ladke ne lund dikhaya,
Jyotshi: is saal shadi hogi aur job bhi lagegi.
Boy: Lund kyon dekha.
J: Muth marte marte hath ki rekhaye lund par aa gyi hai.